A woman can hide her love for forty years, but she cannot hide her hatred for more than an hour.Imam Ali ibn Abi Talib-عليه السلام (via allidoiswrong)
when someone gives me a compliment
i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"it’s a competition none of us agreed to" I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever.
instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.Unknown (via wzu)
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
- guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
- guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
- guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
- guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
- guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
- guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
- guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
- guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?